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As you're boss for the day try these:-
Smokers 'nip out' for a fag? - Everyone gets a break until they're back.
Ladies that do 'a spot of shopping' in their lunchbreak DON'T get a further break in which to eat their lunch!
Ban cupasoup in the office.
Anyone talking about the new diet in Heat/Hello/insert title of vacuous prole-fodder here to be force-fed the magazine it's from, alien style.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:07, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Ban coopasaoup in the office?
Ow naow mite, that'll nivver daow. Disgriceful oidea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Haha
It'll be the British Leyland Bovril strikes all over again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:13, Reply)

That actually happened?!
I thought that was just how Pooflake described his last bowel movement.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 May 2012, 9:19, Reply)