I too have a farty train nemesis
Except she is a slim girl in her very early twenties who wears floaty little summer dresses, so whenever someone walks through the carriage they wrinkle their nose in my direction, whilst she continues to befoul the air with impunity. And I've tried getting on another carriage, but she seems to follow me.

Help.

What would I change, aside from flatulent nymphettes in floral outfits? The cost. After that, I'd make special provision in the law to have the chairman of Southeastern Trains put in a pillory at Charing Cross station so that everyone could throw rotten fruit at him whenever their train is late because a guard is too busy eating a sandwich to do their job.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 9 May 2012, 11:11, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'd advise brutally ravaging her, but as your other half also frequents these pages, it might not be such a good idea.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:15, Reply)

I'm not ravaging anything that makes cabbagey, rotten egg type smells with such alarming frequency
I wouldn't have any eyebrows left.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 9 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)

+again

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 9 May 2012, 11:17, Reply)