But you're spot on about Wifi and Bluetooth, and you can stop the reporting thing; I turned it off straight away.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

this is why i like people who know more than i do

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I'll be honest, I accdiently stumbled across a video that explained this yesterday while I was in "OMG NEW TOY" mode, rather than knew it from one of my technical levels.
But as someone who plans to make an app someday, its handy to know. I feel being a smug iPhone developer is like putting on some well loved slippers, in that respect.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:09, Reply)

you should make an app which tells you the status of all the other apps
you could call it appapp
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)

There is one for OSX which deletes them called ZapApp or something like that.
I could never hope to create a pun based app better than that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)

how about app-end, it could do the same as the one you mentioned but sounds posher

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)

Let's try.
'Pony and App'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)

brapp-brap
an app for talking like a wigger
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)

'Appa Mundi'
/moderately highbrow
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)

'App-alachian Mountains'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

app-arition
an app that does ghost sounds
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

very gooOOOoood.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

'A-wAPP-bopa lula-awAPP-bam-boom'
This one needs work.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:15, Reply)

wr-app
an app that lets you take a photo of a present you need to wrap,a nd based on the shape of it tell you the best way to wrap it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Oh man I want this one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)

damned useful around christmas and birthdays
i'm not bad at wrapping things but nothing is square anymore
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:25, Reply)

My secret skill is wrapping bottles.
I can make them look great.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:28, Reply)

man you ain't tougher than an axolotl
don't be comin round here cos you ain't got the bottle

that kind of thing?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Precisely.
last year I 'battled' the entire pile of presents under my tree AND WON.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:33, Reply)

'Afternoon nAPP'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:16, Reply)

j-app
i dunno a smiley face with slitty eyes
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Wait a minute.
My ‘Affirmative APPtion’ is messaging me about this post.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)

off to the birkenapp with you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)

its a tr-app
an encyclopedia of star wars quotes for every occasion
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:18, Reply)

I'm starting to think Gonz's heart's not really in this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)

maybe we should quit y-app-ing

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:21, Reply)

It's s-app-ing my will to live, a little.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:22, Reply)

s-app would be a good name for an app full of maple syrup recipes

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:24, Reply)

Oh contree mon cherie.
I promise you, within 3 months, I shall have at least one of these suggestions done.

I hate to say this but my initial thoughts are to do a "brapp-brap", when you shake the phone it does the the finger-clapping thing and says a random sound like "YEAH' BOI'" and "SAFE BLUD".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)

its a good idea but it could be a bit cr-app

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I think I need some App-tamil follow-on milk.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, Reply)

have a b-app with that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, Reply)

Jesting aside
I reckon 'apptitude' might be a goer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:26, Reply)

what does it do? i bet there's anlready an app called aptitude

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:27, Reply)

It's so good I bet you're right.
Something that helps you find the right app for what you want or some shit?

What do I know? I have a fucking Nokia.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:32, Reply)

GOT IT!!!
'Fwapp' - a porn app.

THIS IS GOLD HERE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:34, Reply)

No smut in the app store I'm afraid.
They have Over 18 apps, but no proper decent get your willy out smut.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Damn. I thought I'd got a great one there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:37, Reply)

how about an app that when you unplug the headphones
It plays a little animation of how to wrap them up so they don't get tangled.

It probably wouldn't have an amusing pun on the word 'app'in the name though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:41, Reply)

'Wr-APP up your cans you Deacon'?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)

GOT IT!!! Pt.2
One that plays 'I've got the Power' when your phone's fully charged, called 'SN-APP'


God I'm good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:43, Reply)

‘Affirmative APPtion’ – tells you if something is RACIST.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 9 May 2012, 17:17, Reply)