MOST POPULAR NEWS STORY!!!!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-18032672
people press wrong button on the internet but it's all ok in the end.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:51, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I guess you could say...
*sideways glance to co-presenter*
The Jura's out on this one
AHAHAHAHAHAAAA
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:57, Reply)

*puts on aviators and walks away from the camera*

(Bazongaloid, Fri 11 May 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Right you.
To say sorry for this shit-awful post, you need to

a) come to mine and Stunned's bash in September and
b) play some records

You've plenty of notice, don't be a queer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)

I've only just gone and fackin' signed up for it, ain't I!!
And when I get in tonight, I'm going to stride manfully up to the wife, stare her straight in the face and say "Listen love, I'm going to meet some strangers off of the internet in September. I don't care what you say!"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

That'll be you saying how great it's going to be all year
before suddenly being unavailable at the last minute, then.
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:07, Reply)

BUT IT'S GONNA BE GREAT!!!
This is always a possibility
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:10, Reply)

He'll get diabetes at the last minute.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Damn that diabetes
always fucking sneaking up on you.
( Kroney, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Also, what are you on about?
This post was excellent.
Nick Owen* would be proud of that one.


*Insert regional news reader of your choice
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 11 May 2012, 13:07, Reply)

The best bit of the story I think is
"Unfortunately when they looked out at the whirlpool from the land it was flat calm."
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 11 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)