I've tried roaming round the streets of a friday evening
begging for sex in exchange for nesting materials. Didn't work on humans. Worked on birds - got a couple of good shags, but then took a tern for the worst. Felt a bit of a tit, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 16:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

after a while
I realised I had more custom than I could handle and had to employ a wren-t boy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:02, Reply)

someone
validate me

i just need a little lol
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:04, Reply)

a teeny tiny
bit of attention

that's all I require
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:05, Reply)

for my little
jokettes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:06, Reply)

fine
see if I care
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)

sterling work on the wren-t boy
i tried to sneakily grope some tits once. they weren't that gull-ible though.
but one of them let me have a gander.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:08, Reply)

all this rent boy talk's got me a right stork-on

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)

i can hear you puffin

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Nope, sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:10, Reply)

fuck you boyce
the bluenamer dude is cooler than you
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:11, Reply)

he should take an overdose of heron!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:12, Reply)

i think he's already
dunnet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:14, Reply)

i hope he used a dirty need-owl

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:19, Reply)

The 7th level of hell is cooler than me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 May 2012, 17:13, Reply)