Diabetes is a sudden onset thing
He woudln't have known about it until the night before and then he'd have to explain to all his mates that he wouldn't be able to come out because he "had a touch of diabetes".

Well known medical fact, this.
( Kroney, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It worked for me.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

SEE BELOW

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Everybody was *very* understanding

( Kroney, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I fucking wasn't.
I'm still LIVID.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I'm sorry, but the number of times this has happened to me.
could be counted on the toes of my left foot.

One.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:30, Reply)

hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

..whilst they were all waiting for him in, let's say, A BAR ON A BOAT
in, let's say, for the sake of argument, BRISTOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

God he is such a cunt

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:24, Reply)

he too failed the old gay brizzle test

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I did Quinten
Don't laugh at me, I'm just a cunt.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:32, Reply)

This is a fantastic post

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Something told me that this would appeal to you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Something told me that you are a bent spastic
Oh yes, it was Monty. Every day on here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

He is a one trick pony
and that trick is suck off other ponies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Is pony porn horse porn for nonces?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

You tell me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Their tiny hooves make my cock look bigger.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Horse nonces
like that mutton chopped cunt on channel four, he's so full of horse spunk his tears are saltier than the dead sea.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:42, Reply)

thats no way to talk about emma spencer

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)

i meant that butch one but i don't know her name :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 14 May 2012, 10:47, Reply)