I just reached a new low
currently cooking a Vesta meal for one :( I just wanted the crispy noodles
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:17, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

i just went to reply to this and hit ignore.
bit harsh even with this shocking confession. I'm making my fucking delicious and very cheap dal tonight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:21, Reply)

so you're ignoring me?
*cries*

*deletes account, kills self*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:28, Reply)

while Monty dal-eats and fills himself

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 14 May 2012, 19:05, Reply)

I should probably eat soon
but im too lazy
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:27, Reply)

chew on a passing dog or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:29, Reply)

I would but my flat is too high up

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:31, Reply)

pigeon, then

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:33, Reply)

Its not that high
now can you see my dilemma?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:38, Reply)

pigeons happen at all levels`

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:39, Reply)

Apparently not at this level

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:51, Reply)

You will ruin your taste buds for good.
A bit like licking out Naked Ape's mum's cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:33, Reply)

verdict:
chow main bit: not as nice as I remember from childhood
crispy noodles: still awesome
Sense of lonely despair as I realise I've finally given in and eaten a special 'meal for one': brand new and ensaddening
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 14 May 2012, 18:35, Reply)