Give Monty a call.
He can take you on a tour of drugs you never really fancied.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 14 May 2012, 23:55, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'm done with that shizzle, yo.
Unless it's with the doris and we're just chilling at hers with a load of bugle and red wine. Then I'm in.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:01, Reply)

You sound smitten mate.
When are you seeing her again, next?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)

Thursday.
Was tomorrow but she's got to work late now. I'm so unbelievably paranoid all of the time that I'm trying to work out whether she's just lost interest. I need to get out of my head but I've been stuck in there permanently for twenty one years so it's quite hard.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:05, Reply)

After that amount of time, I'm amazed it's still hard and hasn't yet gone off.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:11, Reply)

Stop joking I'm a nervous wreck here.
I'm also a fucking idiot for being like this. I'm like a petulant child who needs constant validation.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:13, Reply)

Baz.
You're the best dressed man of OT, and you've been validated by being the winner of 'most like to meet' at JeffStock I.

What else do you want?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:15, Reply)

You make me smile Jeffers, although her texting me back would also be nice.
It's fine, it's fine. I just need to occupy myself. Sitting around the house all day doesn't help, I'm looking forward to working tomorrow. I can stop this nonsense then.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:22, Reply)

Take the dog out for a walk.
And then leave a bag of dog shit by the Jacko memorial at The Cottage.

You know it makes sense.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:24, Reply)

I walked the dog three times today.
Such was my boredom/paranoia/level of worry. Although walking her to Craven Cottage would be a bit of a stretch.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:29, Reply)

You could post the shit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:30, Reply)

I don't pick up my dog's poo.
So I ain't sending any of it either.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:36, Reply)

Listen to some camp tunes.
That'll sort you out.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 May 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Oh, you're in the right place here then...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 May 2012, 0:19, Reply)