You're not fat, woman

(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:19, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

They said she was 5'5" and 13st 12
Three months ago, I was 5'6" and 13st 11. That's not that different.
Today I got into my old jeans though, which is excellent. I'll be back in my size 12s soon enough.

/oversharing fat heiffer.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Love
three years ago (actually, pretty much exactly give or take a fortnight) I was 5'3 and 15 stone. So shhh. You're not fat.
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Three years ago, I was more or less the same weight I am now.
However, I had slightly more hair, I think.
( Kroney, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)

Madam
you are gorgeous. And, from my observations, just the right amount of curvy. and I *loved* that dress you were wearing in Bristol.

*lezzes up*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Well, thank you very much!
(I can gaz you the link for it, if you like)
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Thanks, but I can't afford new clothes at the moment.
Our pub is having a swishing party soon, so I might get something nice there.
And as you can imagine, dresses are not easy when you're really curvy.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)

You'd be amazed
it goes up to a 20, which you are certainly much smaller than, and it also had significantly more boobage room than I have boobage. Set yourself a target weight and once you're down to it, make Mr b3th buy it for you. Rewards are a good motivator.
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)

He's just bought me an ipad, so I probably shouldn't push my luck.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)

Haha, lucky girl
give it a couple of weeks, perhaps he'll forget?
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Well, he old and getting doddery
so it's a possibility.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 16 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Worth a shot for a pretty dress...
nice sunhat, stockings and a pair of white wedges...promise you'll give him a twirl and I bet he'll be entirely willing!
(berk, Wed 16 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)