I can't.
I made a promise to Jesus that I would bully him into an early grave and I intend to keep that vow thank you very much.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:10, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Speaking of Jesus, a friend of mine asked me to go to her youth group last night.
I didn't want to hurt her feelings so I went, and bloody hell I have never been more freaked out.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 May 2012, 8:12, Reply)

PRAISE HIM!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:15, Reply)

Seriously, I have no problems with people being like that.
But I get a little alarmed when they start asking me "Exactly what are your views on the Holy Spirit and His guiding light?" with a manic look in their eyes.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 May 2012, 8:17, Reply)

my view is your'e all deluded fools who use religion as a security blanket
because you find the infinite too difficult to contemplate but hey, what do I know? I just prefer to use logic.

did you say something like that?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:20, Reply)

No. The idea of having a church full of angry christians tearing me a new one wasn't an option I particularly relished.
I just made my excuses and left at the end.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 17 May 2012, 8:24, Reply)

if they were real christians they would have turned the other cheek.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Say 'I think he's a cunt and a made-up one at that' and then shit on the floor.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:21, Reply)

shitting yourself, that's your answer to everything.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:22, Reply)

And Gonz's.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 8:28, Reply)