sad but true
the detail he tried to go into after a couple of mojitos was just Wrong. i'm the least prudish girl on the planet - as you know, that's the only reason i am still able to talk to YOU - but i had to stop him after a couple of brags. i'm not one of his golfing buddies. urgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

What? What have they done to each other?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Stop wanking.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

You grotty little man

( Kroney, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:47, Reply)

it's pathetic because it sounds like she just makes it up to turn him on
it was all stuff about her having a lesbian affair with the choir mistress and sad stuff like that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:49, Reply)

.....and I'm done

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 May 2012, 9:56, Reply)

is she pregnant yet?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

From here?
I'm good, but not that good.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 May 2012, 10:07, Reply)

she's a champion reverse dutch steamboater.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:52, Reply)

My favourite.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:57, Reply)