I am tired
I went out for steak with two pervy old perverts and a lovely young lady. There was wine and then beer and then more beer and I got on the wrong bus back so had a 15 minute walk and lost my oyster card in the process.

I foresee lots of coffee in my future.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

'I'm gay and I'm proud.
I got nine years for smuggling tobacco. I'm really sorry. I'm gay. I'm sorry. I'm a millionaire. Sorry.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 9:59, Reply)

6 years, 9 years, 5 years.
I'm a millionaire.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Sorry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:02, Reply)

he so wanted to be Stunned's bitch

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I think there was some 'history' between them

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

He kept kissing my neck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Funny place to keep a neck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:16, Reply)

At least I have one, Quasimodo.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I've got one of the longest necks on the internet, ACTUALLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:18, Reply)

You've got some BRASS Neck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:23, Reply)

You've got some BRAS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:28, Reply)