you seem to be confusing lawyer with vet
a vet can tell you what animal it is. i can construct a clever legal argument to convince the court that it is, in fact, a cat in every way that counts, get you £1,000,000 from the other side, and only charge you £100,000 plus VAT and disbs for the pleasure.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

....my god, I don't sound like this, do I mmps?

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

you think everyone just hates you for no reason?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

so you're saying a lawyer can't tell the difference between a cat and a mouse?
I'm not sure I'd hire you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:34, Reply)

i'm saying your picture sucked
sorry for your inevitable tears.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:36, Reply)

well that was all rather ponderous and made you look like a prick
you could have just said.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:37, Reply)

lawyers ARE pricks
i just like to highlight it from time to time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Brilliant comeback there, chief

( Frisbee OG wanker, Thu 17 May 2012, 10:44, Reply)