Today should be alright I reckon.
I found FIVE ENGLISH POUNDS a-fluttering in the breeze whilst walking in the beautiful sunshine down the canal to Islington. I've had my exercise for the day, it's Friday, I'm not you - it's all looking OK.

Alt: I'm dreading NOTHING bar shit threads on here about fucking computers. Provided we can avoid any of that nonsense all will be well. Can I just explain, the things computers can do can be amazing, the things themselves are incredibly dull. It's like going on and on about paint because art is good. Or crapping on about guitars. No. Stop it.

Alt alt: I enjoy the whole spectrum of heterosexual physical entertainments available to me and why not? Seems a waste of a nervous system and a brain not to make full use of them, to me. That's very much nature. However, some of the more unsavoury aspects of my disgusting behaviour are, I suspect, nurture.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:42, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Would you have picked up the fiver if you knew it was covered in tramp's spunk?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Does nothing faze this man?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)

I like the way you compare me there to an artist there, baring my soul for the entire planet to see, in HTML5, CSS3 and jQuery.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I mean it, too.
End results = potentially amazing
How you get there = tedium

I once borrowed a book on Chaos Theory and fractals from my father. Half a chapter in, I skipped to the trippy fractal pictures in the middle and gave it back. Fucking hell, 'page-turner' it was not. More of a 'turd de force'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I wish Tina Turner's middle name was 'page', and she had a penchant* for those "Tiny little book of [emotion]" books you get at the till in Waterstones.



* I think that's a real word in this context.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I also wish this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:32, Reply)

This man speaks the truth.
I love guitars, but I do not read any guitar magazines, or bore on and on about the specifications of different makes and models.
Rein yourselves in, nerds.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Five quid? That's your food budget sorted for the next month.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 18 May 2012, 8:55, Reply)

I like knowing how things work
without people like me, there'd be no LPs, guitars, leather jackets and huge amounts of MDs that make your life bearable. Consider it a necessary evil.
( Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:31, Reply)

It's great that you know about these things
But you don't need to talk about them.
Nerds should be seen and not heard.

seen and
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:36, Reply)

But it's INTERESTING

( Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:41, Reply)

YEAH!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 18 May 2012, 9:54, Reply)