Someone said something on the internet and it was srs biz so I threw my laptop at the wall and it smashed
My morning was ruined weeks ago

Crisps have to be made from slices of potato. Any of these maize based snacks and stuff made from reformed potato can fuck right off. Also AA is quite clearly a Bent Spastic Nonce because Cheese and Onion crisps are ace. I like mature chedder and red onion crisps.
( Peej, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:12, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

lets not limit our snacking potential
kettle chips are the mack daddy though.

also noteworthy: i fucking hate when brands try to justify the pricing by going 'it's NOT a cheese and onion, it's mature red leicester and shallot' or 'maldon sea salt and balsamic vinegar strained through the minge-hair of nubile virgins' call a spade a spade ffs.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Cheese and onion crisps are for spastics, nonces, both of the above, and those who stay in a loveless marriage.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:18, Reply)

what about spastic nonces in a loveless marriage?
what do they eat?

babies. messily. alone. in front of the tv. crying.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:19, Reply)

I don't know, but I know they drink parma violets vodka

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:20, Reply)

A-zing-a-zang-a-dong for a hol-ee-day.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:22, Reply)

You try having children and then see how fucking hard it is to leave them

( Peej, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I did, left him by the train track
I think his name was James, or something...
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:25, Reply)

hahaha!
Ooof
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 18 May 2012, 11:29, Reply)