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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's the only way I get a shag these days.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:50, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I can't have sex after drinking.
Well I can, I just never finish. I have to stop because my back starts to give way by the end of it. No one needed to know that, I don't mind.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)
from on top or below?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)
On top.
In fact I don't like being on top at all, at any stage.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)
Me either.
It used to be because I wouldn't feel anything. Nowadays I'm more likely to just pass out before i even get her bra off.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)
..then she accidentally
gets a puncture
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:56, Reply)
Even the blow up girls
make me put a bag over my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)
hahah
i mean, :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)
you can't get sympathy from me
it's over a year and a half since I last got some :(

Drank a lot in that time, but now it's down to a diet. I'm getting desperate.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)
You and me both.
I'm better than this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 18 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)
See I'm not arsed when I've not been getting any, it's never been that big a deal to me.
That said the last time I had sex was roughly six hours ago, KAPOW.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 18 May 2012, 21:00, Reply)

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