Hey The LOVELY Jeff.
You seem to be de-facto King Of The Autisms round here. By which I mean you're some sort of god compared to most of them.
We want some new icons, but don't want to have any decent b3tans killed in order to get them. So I was thinking about some sort of Battle Royale scenario where we get 50 no-hopers, 10 each from /board, /talk, /QOTW, /Links and here and get them to fight to the death.
Have you got any nominations?
Not Amberl mind, because now that Blue Star's gone there's nobody tougher than her except Jenpots, and we can't let a real-life ninja loose, it wouldn't be a fair fight.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 20:30, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

do you have a tiny little swastika?
I think that'd be popular.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)

You're volunteering? Excellent. :D
*Puts The LIght In Chains on the /OT List.*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Sorry. After Amberl, the only other Off Topic hardman has been stepped.
So we'd have to make tactical retreat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)

Yeah, but I'm looking on it as not just a way to get NEW ICONS, but also to weed out some of the unworthy.
And by 'unworthy' I do of course mean Ginges.
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 20:51, Reply)

I'm liking this idea.
We've had Stamford Bridge, Hastings, Towton and Marston Moor.

Now for the Battle of The Bedroom at my Mum's House, or Battle of Call Centre Desk.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Ta for volunteering.
*Adds The Disappointed to list*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)

I'm prepared to adjudicate
Or possibly get a roll of wallpaper and create a Bayeaux Tapestry for our times on the back of it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)

I suppose we ought to add Monty to the list.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Aww, man I like Monty.
:(
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 21:00, Reply)

And Stunned.
He'll be like our Andre The Giant type.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)

In that case MANOLITH! I CHOOSE YOU!
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)

We raise you a Bobby Pires
(Sorry Bob).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Don't make me unleash the horde of baldmonkey's other accounts Jeff.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 21:16, Reply)

hahahaha
Does that count as one person or 10?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 20 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)

10?, Only 10? 10,000 more like.
Don't you know that Zulu was a thinly-veiled allegory of baldmonkey's Reign Of Terror?

"Baldmonkey sah! Faasaands of 'im!"
"Stop. Frowing. Those. BLOODY WASHING MACHINES. At. Me!"
:D
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sun 20 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)