Morning all
I wonder if he got worse over the weekend. Maybe he had a Saturday night seizure.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:30, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Jeff, I usde to like you. Now every time you post I groan and wish you'd just LTI.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 8:31, Reply)

Oooh. Get you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Yeah. Sorry.
Actually no, I'm not. I'm just tired of reading those terrible puns.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 8:38, Reply)

It's alright Jeff,
I still love you.
( wanderlust, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:40, Reply)

You love everyone though.
I miss all you forrins heaps really.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Not in a biblical sense.
But yes, I am a lover not a hater.
( wanderlust, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Seriously, I go home now to Killarney, and I am SO bored.
I miss That London and You People. I wish I had Money to come visit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

You'd be welcome whenever you liked.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Start saving, there will always be a bed for you here when you ned it.

( wanderlust, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:54, Reply)

You're sweet.
I'm currently paying off a ridiculously large car insurance bill. I'm only half way. And I don't have the luxury of parents paying food and rent and petrol since I've moved out of home, so I'm managing to save about 5 or 10 quid a week. I'm looking forward to when I have a Proper Job.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Thanks Lusty
I think I'll leave Angry Anderson alone for a bit. Sounds like she got up on the wrong side of the world today.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:45, Reply)

She got up too suddenly

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:46, Reply)

No, my stupid assignment won't work. There's TOO. MUCH. MATHS.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)

And clearly not enough focus on appropriate use of punctuation.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Punctuation?@Q! what is this thing you speak of?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Good weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:37, Reply)

Not bad at all, overall.
I've been asked to look into selling a large pile of records for a pal: he took them as part payment for a debt. Amongst the dross are several '88 acid classics which I would dearly like myself.

I could quit easily pinch them: the chap has no idea what he's got. But that would be wrong. BUT I've got no money. AND I'm doing him a favour by helping him. Hmmmmm MORAL DILEMMA.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:43, Reply)

Nope, its commission.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:44, Reply)

This is what I was hoping to be told.
Come on people, tell me it's OK to steal from a mate, I really want a few of those records.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Here's a shocking idea.
Why don't you just ASK him if you can have them?
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 21 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

He might say no?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Then you can steal a couple if he does.
Cheeky cunt, you doing him a favour and all...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

See below
Ask him nicely.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

HE MIGHT SAY NO AND THEN I WON'T OWN 'ACID TRAX' YOU IDIOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:50, Reply)

It would be wrong to help himself to them
But he could ask to keep one or two as thanks for helping.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:48, Reply)

This is what I was suggesting.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 21 May 2012, 8:49, Reply)