working til 7
then i have volunteered myself and my flat to host tea parties for lonely old people a couple of times a year, so have the first charity meeting tonight.

i don't think i'll be getting laid as a consequence of any of this.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:41, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I thought you hosted lonely people more often than that?
Only I heard you called it "date night".

LOL!
( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:42, Reply)

hmm
no Laugh and no Loud.

you can get Out though!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Baddum!

( Bazongaloid, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:49, Reply)

Good God, swipe
Why would you do this?
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:43, Reply)

charity innit
i think it's a nice thing to do. the other option was chauffeuring them around, but i didn't think it was quite right to make pensioners limbo into my low-slung slinky 2-seater sports car, somehow
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Can't you just sign up for some monthly direct debit or something?
You do realise your flat is goign to smell like lavender water and wee now? I hope you've put plastic sheeting down on your furniture.
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:48, Reply)

It'll make a change from shit on the carpet.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:53, Reply)

you're just jealous cos it's a LOLBASH
to which you are not invited.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:55, Reply)

I'm never invited.
I just turn up like a bad smell.
( Kroney, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:57, Reply)

+ of vinegary farts

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:59, Reply)

You might get added
To some pensioners will though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 21 May 2012, 17:44, Reply)