I'm sat outside in the sun it is SO hot at fucking last
I had a couple of pints with lunch, but now I have none :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I might go for a fag,
I have a feeling I'll be asked to meet people in the pub after work.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:39, Reply)

We've just taken the dog out
and now I'm chilling back at home, drifting slightly off to sleep, while mr b3th plays some Ry Cooder.

Happy times.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 15:40, Reply)

berk called you a prostitute earlier
and she wanted tips
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Yeah. 'berk' called me a prostitute.
If I were a prostitute, I'd add a service charge. Saves the mbarrassment of knowing how much to tip.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 15:45, Reply)

she really did, i'm not lying
not that kind of tip, she wants to get into the game herself and wants to know how
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Okay, let's just save time here.
Tell me exactly what kind of tearful bertdown you want me to have as a result of this 'banter', assume I've done exactly that, and we can all move on with our sad, empty lives.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 15:48, Reply)

eh? no i'm not bullying you
berk wanted a way of making money and someone said she should try prostitution and she said she'd ask you for tips
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

see
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1622209

but someone else said you were a prostitute long before that. see b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1622184
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)

did you take him to the beach?
I love walking a dog on the beach
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Biscuit loves the beach.
But no, we walked round the duckpond and took some pictures, and played fetch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 May 2012, 15:46, Reply)

you're going to get sunburn

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:41, Reply)

nah, i go a lovely golden brown
longtermskindamagelols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:44, Reply)

bitch

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I am actually lolling at the thought of you getting skin cancer
lolling hard.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 22 May 2012, 15:51, Reply)