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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Evening Jeffrey.
I'm loldrunk. How are you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 22:56,
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13 years ago)
I'm bang on b3thany.
Why are you a bit wobbly?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 22:59,
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Two massive vodkas.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 23:00,
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What was the occasion?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:01,
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I can't unclench my jaw, and it really hurts.
I think it must be down to stupid amounts of stress. I thought maybe having a drink would loosen me up.
It did. Especially my legs.
No, that sounds rude.
I mean my walking muscles.
No, that's askng for a strikethrough.
Let's just say I'm fucking hammered.
You're not just in from work, are you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 23 May 2012, 23:05,
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I got in about ten(ish).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 23 May 2012, 23:33,
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Ah, the time Sean Connery likes to turn up for Wimbledon.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 23 May 2012, 23:48,
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