I'm a cunt but not a big enough cunt to ever consider standing for parliament
Alt. Hoovering, its fucking noisy and gives me a headache. I now have OAK FLOORBOARDS and just use a nice quiet brush.

Alt Alt. The Mars bar I ate out of Sallys front bum. It was all melted and chocolate nougat fanny juice is not nice.

I'm having Pate and crusty bread, thanks for asking.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:33, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I've had pate and crackers and now I feel most ill
Too much pate
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:36, Reply)

At least it's not pate and fanny juice

( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Thank heavens for small mercies
Do I go to the pub and have a pint in the sun?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Depends
If its a pint of fanny juice, cider or lager then no, if its a nice manly pint of dark ale then yes.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:43, Reply)

No
Have two.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Do it properly.
two eight.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:45, Reply)