nobody does it better
alt: i hate descaling my shower heador anything to do with removing insects.

altalt: i once slept with this rank guy who seemed allergic to showers. but still expected all sorts of sexual favours. and the concept of trimming his pubes was clearly lost on him, it was like foraging through a sweaty afro rug. with your tongue.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 12:59, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Is it an expensive shower head?
Because we just chuck it and buy a new one. Mind you in Pastyland theres very little scale and our taps and kettles remain perfect for years.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:00, Reply)

in london?
i'd be buying a new showerhead a week!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Yeh but they aren't expencive are they
Not compared to a posh salad, got to be better than de-scaling? Come on, what's your time worth!
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:12, Reply)

well i just pay the cleaner to do it
does that count?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I'm not allowed to hire a cleaner
Apparently they are all so poor that they will nick everything when you're at work.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)

The fellatio?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah, sorry about that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:00, Reply)

^Best insult EVAAAAAAA^

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)

So, are you a mod now, Rory?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Gaz rob 'Lyon 4 mod'
He'll crack eventually
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

I hope so.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:05, Reply)

alt alt
Not being funny but you saw the mess he was in and still sucked him off? Fucking hell I am religious when it comes to trimming and staying fresh down there just in case just maybe I get lucky and it still never fucking happens.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:02, Reply)

i didn't necessarily say i DID
i said he EXPECTED it... i think i offered him a clean towel and pointed out the bathroom THREE TIMES.... each time to be met with a blank look and a "no thanks".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)

You bloody did too!
You said it was like foraging through a sweaty afro rug. with your tongue.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:13, Reply)

with "YOUR" tongue
not mine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Correct usage would be "ones" tongue

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Look will you just shut up and suck me off already!

( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:16, Reply)

If that's your best chat up line, no wonder your wife won't sleep with you.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I shouldn't have to chat up my wife
I married her, I demand my conjugal rights
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)

And how well does that work out for you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Dunno but I feel just great that my marriage is going down the pan
Bring it up some more why don't you.
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Sorry, shall stop now

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Good, I would hate to have to post your phone number on 4chan

( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)

is it ok for me to remind you that your marriage is falling apart
or is it just AA?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

I think its that I expected better from AA

( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:57, Reply)

i think we all did
i hope that if he ever gets married his marriage falls apart just so he sees what it's like
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)

and i hope that when he dies and goes to heaven
his mum is at the gates shaking her head at him slowly

(while you ghost-fuck her up the arse from behind)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Make sure you have her fully insured before any accidents happen yeah?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Shes fully insured ;) Its going in to trust on the 30th then I will go for a nice long walk along the cliff tops

( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)

*points at nose*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Then party at mine
I'm going to get the kids to carry trays of cocaine around
( Peej, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:00, Reply)

AltAlt: Um...why?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)

FOR FUCKS SAKE SWIPE SOME OF US JUST HAD LUNCH
soz, left caps on there, but why would you plough on with all that and not just fucking say you had a problem with it?

are you some sort of prick?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)

this does make it sound like it was you
for the record, all, it was most definitely NOT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 May 2012, 13:54, Reply)

why are you implying you sucked my cock?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 May 2012, 14:03, Reply)