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hockey is for pricks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:37,
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totally. and shitcunts.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:38,
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And they all have stupid nicknames.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:47,
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the absolute stupidest.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:49,
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one might even be tempted to call them 'pricknames'
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:50,
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well one might, yes.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:50,
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so what do you do for fun?
apart from humping your cowboy-hatted oiseau a l'orange
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:39,
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i hide shards of glass in astroturf
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:49,
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that'll only fuck up footballers, Q
Hockey astro doesn't have blades, there's nowhere to hide anything.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:50,
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i'll put itching powder in your socks
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:55,
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one of our clients was just telling me that he slid across the dancefloor at a wedding
and got 3 inches of glass embedded in his shin.
i have been retching ever since.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:52,
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I did that years ago in a dual-slalom downhill race
landed on a discarded beer bottle. Nearly took my fucking kneecap off.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:53,
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christ badger
are there any bits of you that you haven't fucked?!?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:54,
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his bumhole
he can't reach :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:56,
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probably not, no.
right arm, right leg and genitals are mostly intact so far. Fingers crossed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:56,
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and, as Q points out, my bumhole is probably OK.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:57,
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well if you buy quentin a pint, you never know your luck...
.... or a half, apparently
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:58,
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you deleted this and then reposted it
prick
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:58,
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it was better as a reply to badger
but he hadn't made his comment when i first -
hang on. i don't need to explain myself to YOU, pigeon-fister.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:00,
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i saw a dove this morning
i wore it like a glove
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:00,
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i'd smash it for a half of peroni
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:58,
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bargain.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:59,
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you kidding me? that shits £3 for a half, yo
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:01,
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half an inch, he means
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:01,
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its all i've got
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:11,
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Oh no
I lied about that right arm. Hit a slalom gate in Italy a few years and hyperextended my shoulder and elbow. I forgot they are drilled a metre into the snow.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:59,
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dear god
you're a one-man A&E.
that just leaves right leg, bumhole and cock then. what kind of an injury could fuck all of them..... maybe steer clear of pogoing?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:01,
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Or one-legged daisy chaining.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:09,
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Serves him right for acting like a five year old, then.
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berk, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:30,
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