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hockey is for pricks

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
totally. and shitcunts.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:38, Reply)
And they all have stupid nicknames.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:47, Reply)
the absolute stupidest.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
one might even be tempted to call them 'pricknames'

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
well one might, yes.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
so what do you do for fun?
apart from humping your cowboy-hatted oiseau a l'orange
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:39, Reply)
i hide shards of glass in astroturf

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:49, Reply)
that'll only fuck up footballers, Q
Hockey astro doesn't have blades, there's nowhere to hide anything.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:50, Reply)
i'll put itching powder in your socks

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:55, Reply)
one of our clients was just telling me that he slid across the dancefloor at a wedding
and got 3 inches of glass embedded in his shin.

i have been retching ever since.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:52, Reply)
I did that years ago in a dual-slalom downhill race
landed on a discarded beer bottle. Nearly took my fucking kneecap off.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:53, Reply)
christ badger
are there any bits of you that you haven't fucked?!?
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:54, Reply)
his bumhole
he can't reach :(
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
probably not, no.
right arm, right leg and genitals are mostly intact so far. Fingers crossed.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:56, Reply)
and, as Q points out, my bumhole is probably OK.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:57, Reply)
well if you buy quentin a pint, you never know your luck...
.... or a half, apparently
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
you deleted this and then reposted it
prick
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
it was better as a reply to badger
but he hadn't made his comment when i first -

hang on. i don't need to explain myself to YOU, pigeon-fister.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
i saw a dove this morning
i wore it like a glove
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:00, Reply)
i'd smash it for a half of peroni

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:58, Reply)
bargain.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
you kidding me? that shits £3 for a half, yo

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
half an inch, he means

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
its all i've got

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:11, Reply)
Oh no
I lied about that right arm. Hit a slalom gate in Italy a few years and hyperextended my shoulder and elbow. I forgot they are drilled a metre into the snow.
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 11:59, Reply)
dear god
you're a one-man A&E.

that just leaves right leg, bumhole and cock then. what kind of an injury could fuck all of them..... maybe steer clear of pogoing?
(, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:01, Reply)
Or one-legged daisy chaining.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:09, Reply)
Serves him right for acting like a five year old, then.

(, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:30, Reply)

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