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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hey DiT! Hey! Over here DiT! Over Here!
Are we going to watch the terrible David Haye vs Derek Chisora fight round at your house in July?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 12:58, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
Fuck no.
Everything about that fight is horrible. The only decent outcome is that they both spontaneously combust and burn to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:00, Reply)
You and your wife should come to my house for dinner some time, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:01, Reply)
That's an excellent suggestion.
I will take you up

...


...

on that offer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:03, Reply)
Do you want to get beer this evening?
Maybe something to eat, a few candles and then...

NO! It's not a girl, it's al, it's not a girl, it's al.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I would, really I would, only I'm meeting tangles for a pint and some live music.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:08, Reply)
Well FUCK YOU then.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:14, Reply)
DiT, if I was in That London I'd join you for a beer.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:19, Reply)
You filthy tart.
Stop trying to steal him away from me. I have enough trouble with his wife.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Thank you.
See, Al, THAT'S what nice people are like!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:21, Reply)
I just want a social life, is that too much to ask?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:22, Reply)
Seeing as you live in 'Yabby Creek', I'm afraid it is.


Soz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:23, Reply)
Don't make me do a sad Monty.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
I can't make you do anything, Poppet.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)
+ I'm too poor

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
I made her cry once.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:29, Reply)
YESSSSSSSSSS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:30, Reply)
You're such an awful person, taking enjoyment out of my PAIN and MISERY.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:35, Reply)
You should get your own back on him by making some friends
then you could rub it in his face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Making some money would be a more cutting punishment.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Take yourself down to the Union Bar and get one!
You say "Hi Bruce."
They will say "Hi Sheila!"
Then you will all drink beers and talk about Koalas.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:24, Reply)
We don't have a union bar.
There are union clubs, but no union bars. And I don't like clubs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 25 May 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Wear a sandwich board saying "fwiends needed :D"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Then they'll hop into a 'Ute' and go to the beach
(or to murder English hikers on the motorway)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 25 May 2012, 13:26, Reply)

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