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It's almost Eurovision!
Let's get our party on!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 19:48,
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wait...
let me just squeeze my tea bag.
This is not a euphemism. Which is a shame. Can you believe none of the students running the college party thought to invite hot single lecturers from other departments for me? BAstards
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:58,
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it started!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:59,
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nothing is happening yet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:59,
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FLASHING DRUMS
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:04,
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Not true.
I've eaten nearly all my chocolates already.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:05,
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i want chocolate
but I'm only allowed 25g of branflakes and some yoghurt. THAT IS NOT A CHOCOCLATE SUBSTITUTE!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:07,
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them lasses
are like they've played that game when you have to dress someone in bog roll
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:08,
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Ooh. The Hump is on first!
Rock on!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:11,
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I've not heard any of these yet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:11,
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They're all quite dire.
It should be fun.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:12,
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we need a points system for things like
bad modulation, wind machines and sudden costume changes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:13,
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that's the first bad modulation!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:15,
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this one HAS to be a costume change one....
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:21,
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That girl reminds me of Phoebe from Friends...
And she has *terrible* skin.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:22,
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she scares me
I think she might feed me a poison apple
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:24,
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i hope this guy rips off his blindfold
and he's actually cyclops from xmen
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:26,
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It would have been funnier
if he'd taken it off and the auditorium was completely empty.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:28,
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haha
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:29,
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It's the old Russian ladies!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:32,
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I love their frocks
wtf, they don't all know the song
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:33,
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I am actually crying withnlaughter
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:35,
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they made cookies!
they should win
although don't you have to get permission for cookies these days? /topicalols
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:36,
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iceland man
hot? or scary? can't decide
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:37,
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The one with the long hair, the beardie one, or the Kris Marshall lookalike?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:38,
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the main singer
I don't know who kris marshall is
I actually like this one - except for that key change
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:39,
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This one can't sing.
And she's not as sexy as she thinks she is...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:41,
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it's hurting my soul
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:42,
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France has men in pants!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:44,
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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:45,
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wait! that lass's frock is see through!
scandelous!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:45,
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But she's wearing a corset!
Corsets are cool.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:46,
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mine yesterday was cooler
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:47,
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azabajan
land of carpets!
half price summer sale, must end Friday!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:48,
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This post brought to you by the gonz academy of spelling...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:55,
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whatevs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:58,
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I'm lying on the sofa with the French doors open watching the bridge.
Eurovision has no appeal.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:48,
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The Italian one looks like the warmed up corpse of Amy Winehouse. With even less talent.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:50,
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I quite liked it, if I'm honest.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:53,
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it was terrible!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:53,
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Sorry
But I got my "aw heeell naw" on instead =/
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Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:53,
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No wonder you're alone and unloved.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:54,
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harsh
but fair
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:54,
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HAH!
She just messaged, ACTUALLY. Totes going to play it cool because that's how I roll innit. I'm the catch here, oh yes...
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Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:04,
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haha
you are both playing the same game! silly humans.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:04,
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Yeah. Except when I played it last I made her wait two hours
She made me wait two days. She's way better at it than I am
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Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:12,
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amateur
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:13,
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I'm eight years out of the game
It takes a while to get your eye in again.
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Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:29,
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I am of course talking
from the point of view of an expert on these matters
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:31,
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estonia =
expressive eyebrows
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:54,
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i'd dance to norway
as long as I'd had a few vodkas. Probably about 6
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:59,
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He's up past his bedtime
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:00,
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humpadink is drunk
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:01,
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oooOOOoo
i'd wear that frock
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:03,
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I'd need to sew two of them together
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:03,
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clothes in general need more feathers on them
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:05,
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choreographed
by reeves and mortimer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:07,
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oooh, I want Denmark's jacket
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:12,
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Greece too poor
to afford a skirt for the singer
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:17,
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someone shut the window
there's a terrible draft in there
yeah, I know I'm basically talking to myself now....
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:20,
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Sorry, I'm multitasking.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:22,
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like a many armed robot
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:23,
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Oh, watch what these guys do withbtheir capes
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:24,
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Are they are eurovision production of Oliver?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:25,
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See?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:25,
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haha
genius! 12 points!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:26,
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They're a boat!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:27,
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That's the kind of boat
*I'd* sail
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:28,
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One full of gay dancers?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:29,
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they might *not* be gay
/hopeful
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:30,
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Has this guy got a chest tattoo
or has he just shaved his chest hair into a pattern?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:34,
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Apparently you have to watch their feet on this one
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:35,
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OK
*readies self*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:35,
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smoooooooooooooooth
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:37,
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lol at fake DJ
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:38,
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Don't tell Roota
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:38,
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haha
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:39,
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It's Hilary De Vay
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:40,
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this is boring
NEXT!
wait! she just went all rock or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:41,
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That was one hell of a scream
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:42,
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SPACEMORONS!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:45,
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Well, they're enthusiastic, if nothing else
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:46,
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they do like to jump
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:47,
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did they just sing
"here comes the cumshot"?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:46,
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I wouldn't put it past them
The little scamps
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:49,
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Tassels!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:52,
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it's 1992!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:53,
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As long as I don't have to sit my a levels again
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:53,
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I'd like another crack at mine
they still embarrass me when I have to do a full CV
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:54,
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I'm quite bitter about a B That should have been an A.
But consider myself lucky to have scraped a D in Economics.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:56,
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come on moldova
they always have something cool
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:55,
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Remember those big dunce hats from lastbyear?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:56,
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yes!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:58,
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oh what! that's it?
:(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:59,
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I bet we end up giving points to the Russian grannies
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 22:03,
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we love old people here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 22:04,
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I *am* old people.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 22:10,
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PLACE YOUR VOTES/BETS
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 22:09,
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I vote Moldova or Turkey
I reckon Ukraine will win, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 22:09,
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what the hell is wrong with this country?
just ONE POINT for the manboat?!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 22:42,
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BrOkan Britton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 26 May 2012, 23:07,
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live streaming down
BROKAN EUROPE
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 23:14,
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I'm trying to sleep in a house full of lesbians, but it is too hot
Eurovision is the day of days...culturally
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 26 May 2012, 23:04,
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Well that's that over with
now at what port can I board a manboat?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 23:21,
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