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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's almost Eurovision!
Let's get our party on!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 19:48, 103 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
wait...
let me just squeeze my tea bag.

This is not a euphemism. Which is a shame. Can you believe none of the students running the college party thought to invite hot single lecturers from other departments for me? BAstards
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:58, Reply)
it started!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:59, Reply)
nothing is happening yet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 19:59, Reply)
FLASHING DRUMS

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Not true.
I've eaten nearly all my chocolates already.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:05, Reply)
i want chocolate
but I'm only allowed 25g of branflakes and some yoghurt. THAT IS NOT A CHOCOCLATE SUBSTITUTE!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:07, Reply)
them lasses
are like they've played that game when you have to dress someone in bog roll
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Ooh. The Hump is on first!
Rock on!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I've not heard any of these yet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:11, Reply)
They're all quite dire.
It should be fun.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:12, Reply)
we need a points system for things like
bad modulation, wind machines and sudden costume changes
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:13, Reply)
that's the first bad modulation!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:15, Reply)
this one HAS to be a costume change one....

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:21, Reply)
That girl reminds me of Phoebe from Friends...
And she has *terrible* skin.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:22, Reply)
she scares me
I think she might feed me a poison apple
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:24, Reply)
i hope this guy rips off his blindfold
and he's actually cyclops from xmen
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:26, Reply)
It would have been funnier
if he'd taken it off and the auditorium was completely empty.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:28, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:29, Reply)
It's the old Russian ladies!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:32, Reply)
I love their frocks
wtf, they don't all know the song
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:33, Reply)
I am actually crying withnlaughter

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:35, Reply)
they made cookies!
they should win

although don't you have to get permission for cookies these days? /topicalols
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:36, Reply)
iceland man
hot? or scary? can't decide
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:37, Reply)
The one with the long hair, the beardie one, or the Kris Marshall lookalike?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:38, Reply)
the main singer
I don't know who kris marshall is

I actually like this one - except for that key change
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:39, Reply)
This one can't sing.
And she's not as sexy as she thinks she is...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:41, Reply)
it's hurting my soul

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:42, Reply)
France has men in pants!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:44, Reply)
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)
wait! that lass's frock is see through!
scandelous!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:45, Reply)
But she's wearing a corset!
Corsets are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:46, Reply)
mine yesterday was cooler

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:47, Reply)
azabajan
land of carpets!

half price summer sale, must end Friday!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)
This post brought to you by the gonz academy of spelling...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:55, Reply)
whatevs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:58, Reply)
I'm lying on the sofa with the French doors open watching the bridge.
Eurovision has no appeal.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:48, Reply)
The Italian one looks like the warmed up corpse of Amy Winehouse. With even less talent.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:50, Reply)
I quite liked it, if I'm honest.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)
it was terrible!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)
Sorry
But I got my "aw heeell naw" on instead =/
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:53, Reply)
No wonder you're alone and unloved.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)
harsh
but fair
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)
HAH!
She just messaged, ACTUALLY. Totes going to play it cool because that's how I roll innit. I'm the catch here, oh yes...
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:04, Reply)
haha
you are both playing the same game! silly humans.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Yeah. Except when I played it last I made her wait two hours
She made me wait two days. She's way better at it than I am
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)
amateur

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:13, Reply)
I'm eight years out of the game
It takes a while to get your eye in again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
I am of course talking
from the point of view of an expert on these matters
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:31, Reply)
estonia =
expressive eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:54, Reply)
i'd dance to norway
as long as I'd had a few vodkas. Probably about 6
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 20:59, Reply)
He's up past his bedtime

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:00, Reply)
humpadink is drunk

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:01, Reply)
oooOOOoo
i'd wear that frock
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)
I'd need to sew two of them together

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:03, Reply)
clothes in general need more feathers on them

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:05, Reply)
choreographed
by reeves and mortimer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:07, Reply)
oooh, I want Denmark's jacket

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Greece too poor
to afford a skirt for the singer
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:17, Reply)
someone shut the window
there's a terrible draft in there

yeah, I know I'm basically talking to myself now....
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Sorry, I'm multitasking.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:22, Reply)
like a many armed robot

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Oh, watch what these guys do withbtheir capes

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:24, Reply)
Are they are eurovision production of Oliver?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)
See?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:25, Reply)
haha
genius! 12 points!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:26, Reply)
They're a boat!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:27, Reply)
That's the kind of boat
*I'd* sail
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:28, Reply)
One full of gay dancers?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:29, Reply)
they might *not* be gay
/hopeful
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:30, Reply)
Has this guy got a chest tattoo
or has he just shaved his chest hair into a pattern?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:34, Reply)
Apparently you have to watch their feet on this one

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
OK
*readies self*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:35, Reply)
smoooooooooooooooth

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:37, Reply)
lol at fake DJ

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Don't tell Roota

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:38, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:39, Reply)
It's Hilary De Vay

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:40, Reply)
this is boring
NEXT!

wait! she just went all rock or something
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:41, Reply)
That was one hell of a scream

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:42, Reply)
SPACEMORONS!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:45, Reply)
Well, they're enthusiastic, if nothing else

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
they do like to jump

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:47, Reply)
did they just sing
"here comes the cumshot"?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:46, Reply)
I wouldn't put it past them
The little scamps
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:49, Reply)
Tassels!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:52, Reply)
it's 1992!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
As long as I don't have to sit my a levels again

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:53, Reply)
I'd like another crack at mine
they still embarrass me when I have to do a full CV
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:54, Reply)
I'm quite bitter about a B That should have been an A.
But consider myself lucky to have scraped a D in Economics.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
come on moldova
they always have something cool
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Remember those big dunce hats from lastbyear?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 21:56, Reply)
yes!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:58, Reply)
oh what! that's it?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 21:59, Reply)
I bet we end up giving points to the Russian grannies

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 22:03, Reply)
we love old people here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I *am* old people.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 26 May 2012, 22:10, Reply)
PLACE YOUR VOTES/BETS

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)
I vote Moldova or Turkey
I reckon Ukraine will win, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 22:09, Reply)
what the hell is wrong with this country?
just ONE POINT for the manboat?!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 22:42, Reply)
BrOkan Britton

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 26 May 2012, 23:07, Reply)
live streaming down
BROKAN EUROPE
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 23:14, Reply)
I'm trying to sleep in a house full of lesbians, but it is too hot
Eurovision is the day of days...culturally
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 26 May 2012, 23:04, Reply)
Well that's that over with
now at what port can I board a manboat?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 26 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

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