I'm going to finish this bottle of wine in record time.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

What would you say is record time?
I've seen a bottle of wine drunk in less than a minute.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Maybe not that quick, but I'll be close.
Seeing as I think me and the missus are no more. I really liked her.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Liked her a lot.
This is shit.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:16, Reply)

Woah woah
I seem to have missed an episode of Barryoaks, I thought you guys were really getting along? What happened?
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:19, Reply)

So did I.
It's come completely out of the blue. Her ex has moved back to London, she said she wants space cos she doesn't know what to do. I just need to see her in person, I'm not giving up. I know she likes me. I fucking know it.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:22, Reply)

maybe if you were less of a pussy
that might help
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Did you get a shag?
Did you find muscles in your arse and lower back that you didn't know you had?

If so, shut the fuck up and act your age you mongy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:22, Reply)

Fuck off.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Let me be kinder then
A milestone or a millstone?

Millstones are heavy things to carry, milestones mark your journey through life.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Finished. 28 minutes.
Not bad going.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:31, Reply)

I hope it makes you feel better bazza and you don't kill yourself
/BUT, if you do can I have your sunglasses collection?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 27 May 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I've just bought two more pairs.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:09, Reply)

And an APC bag.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:09, Reply)

And an Oliver Spencer shirt.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 May 2012, 20:09, Reply)