You could just pull your fingernails out.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

eugh!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Only tryingto help...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:48, Reply)

have you won the quiz yet?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:51, Reply)

We got pipped at the last round.
Five bastard weeks in a row, that team has won.

That used to be our trick.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

You need to add me to the team.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Well, come over next weekend.
if you're not working Monday morning, you won't have to be in bed early.

although, I doubt there'd be a train back at that time of night, so you might have to drive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 22:59, Reply)

Course.
There is a bank holiday weekend coming up.

Sorry. I'll be busy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Every week she says 'See you next week. Bring your friends.'
and I look across the table at mr b3th and teh dog, and I think 'This *is* my friends.'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:03, Reply)

You need to get out more.
There are jobs in Bristol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Well, send a couple of them to Weston for me...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:07, Reply)

No,
Leave the homestead and go and get one. Mr B3th will look after Biscuit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Outside is scary.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:14, Reply)

It's great!
How is the website coming along?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:21, Reply)

aren't you following it?
I had a week off, what with one thing and another, but it's looking okay. I'm pretty happy with it, anyway.
I just joined twitter yesterday so I'd have another marketing arm.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:25, Reply)

Get Battered to follow you.
(I don't follow people - or websites).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:30, Reply)

At least you've got a husband and a dog
I was the only person in the park on their own today.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:09, Reply)

It could have been worse.
You could have had six screaming kids.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:10, Reply)

You'd have had no one nagging you to buy them an ice-cream though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:11, Reply)

You can't get a Mr Whippy van in to Port Meadow
you can only get in to it via a couple of little footpaths. Besides which, I'm so broke that I came prepared and brought one from home.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:15, Reply)

I'll buy you a personal injury ice-cream next time I see you.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I'm not one to turn down a free ice cream, you know
I may well hold you to that.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:28, Reply)

How are plans for the new qualification coming along?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:29, Reply)

Plans are made, I'm just waiting for the start of termtime now I think
although I do want written confirmation from my boss of what was verbally agreed.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:37, Reply)

Well I hope you get it.
At what point will you be Dr. Berk?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Lordy, not for some time
if ever. It's only an MSc.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:46, Reply)

'Only'
It's not an 'only' qualification.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Well no
I will be proud of it. But it's not a PhD.
(berk, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:55, Reply)

But it is a qualification that could lead to a PhD

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Yes, it could
it will certainly give me more choice in the matter. However that career path is fraught with...fraughtness. In academia, anyway.
(berk, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I know a doc of science.
You'll have to let me know if you could do with some advice. I can pass on your number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 28 May 2012, 0:03, Reply)

last week we got 19/40 in ours
we aren't great
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:55, Reply)

With a score like that, you should have invaded Poland.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 May 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Ha ha, you suck
*laughs and points at Cavy*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 May 2012, 23:00, Reply)