One football related that wasn't our fault.
If someone starts attacking you what the fuck are you supposed to do? Just stand there and have your teeth knocked out apparently. The other was assault. Both not guilty cos I'm untouchable/I was defending myself.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fair do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:05, Reply)

I was a massive twat when I was eighteen or so.
I mean I still am. But you know.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:08, Reply)

So as well as being a nuisance neighbour, with self esteem issues that can only temporarily resolved by purchasing designer clothes and a drunken sad sack with relationship problems you're also a football hooligan?
Classy.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:10, Reply)

I'm not sure being attacked at a train station can qualify me as a football hooligan.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)

ALL OUT WAR between Off Topic's biggest titans right here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Biggest?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:13, Reply)

metaphorically, obvs

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 28 May 2012, 15:14, Reply)