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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:28, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Did you go to the omg pizza bash then Rory?
Sounded amazing.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:31, Reply)

there was pizza!
and 5am rape day off barry spanner hammer lols
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I didn't hear anything about that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)

hahaha 5am barry rape couch spanner hammer lol day off!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Really?
Got any more details?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)

funny vegetabole rape barry day off 5am barry hahaha

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)

The pizza was good
however I should not have drunk a litre of sangria on the bus on the way down, I should not have allowed Battered to convince me that 'turbo Pimms' was a good idea, and I should not have polished off the best part of a bottle of red at Montys.
(berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)

bus drinker berk.
and I thought you were one of the classy ones.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Turbo Pimms is a good idea.
You didn't need a lot of convincing either.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)

What's added to pimms to make it turbo?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Cider.

(berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Hmmm, sounds pretty bad, but I do have some pimms at home...

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Yeah, I wish I'd protested a bit harder now...

(berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:48, Reply)

IIRC you said something along the lines of 'that sounds great, I want to try one of those'

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Yeah, well...erm
it was still your idea.
(berk, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I recall that she damned near bit your arm off

( Kroney, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I can't go spoiling my aura of general mystery by actually turning up to anything
my amazing levels of awesomeness would be too intimidating
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:36, Reply)

You can go to pizza express any time eh Rory, plus you get vouchers for it.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:39, Reply)

i saw someone thank someone else for a pizza express voucher on facebook yesterday
wtf like they couldn't have just ogt the vouchers themselves the stupid cunts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You can only get the Orange wednesday ones if you're on Orange
Maybe it was that one?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:42, Reply)

i'm not an orange

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I wish you were :(

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:44, Reply)

nananana-naranja, spaghetti and meatballs, I like your banana
(to the tune of la bamba)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:46, Reply)

i wouldn't have to put up with drunk pricks bringing their retro Etch A Sketchs to impress other wankers by drawing cocks and their screen names and shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:41, Reply)

oh god and wearing balloons and saying cunt every minute cos that's edgy and cool on the internet so it must be in real life too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Or was it this post?
Either way, keep up the good work.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)

Rory is a misunderstood genius

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:22, Reply)

And people grabbing food off your plate.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:43, Reply)

and confiding their childhood stories of made up abuse

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:45, Reply)

And laughing at each others comedy T shirts.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 30 May 2012, 13:50, Reply)

This post has tipped me from indifference into genuine admiration of you.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 30 May 2012, 14:12, Reply)