When I was about 12 I argued until I was blue in the face that Bruce Springsteen was a better guitarist than Eric Clapton. It was only years that I remembered the argument and cringed with embarrassment when I realised my error. They are, of course, both cunts.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:33, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Clapton is a better playing guitar cunt
but Springsteen wins on the "close the fucking window" count
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Hahahah 10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I recently mentioned that the battery life on my old phone was 'falling faster than Clapton's kid'
Turns out some people thought that was offensive, fucking idiots.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:43, Reply)

I saw that one
and lolled accordingly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I said that for effect. I actually really like Springsteen.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:34, Reply)

He's shit.
ANSWER ME THIS:
If he is the self-styled 'voice of blue collar America' (not a voice I have any interest in hearing anyway) how can he also be the self-styled 'boss'?

I put it you that he is thick, shit AND a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:36, Reply)

He's had Better Days

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)

not since the summer of '69

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Sorry, can't hear you, too busy listening to Cadillac Ranch.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:38, Reply)

No-one is the winner in that contest.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 10:35, Reply)