Never mind all that bollocks.
I TOLD my wife I was going to Montys bash is September whether she likes it or not and though she still maintains I am not going I have not been killed in my sleep which I see as a positive sign that I will make it.
( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:44, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why wouldn't you be allowed?
Is it because you keep propositioning the "women" on here desperatly?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I proposition the men too
don't be upset because you get left out because I don't fancy you.
( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:56, Reply)

I have a note from my mum,
allowing me to go and stay up late with the big boys.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Why don't you stay at home and mind the kids and send your wife instead
I'd probably go then
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:54, Reply)

"I hear you're fridgid?"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)

"No, it's Bridget, but nice to meet you anyway"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Hi, I'm 'insert posters name'. I'm on the hunt for cunt lol

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:57, Reply)

You're coming to the bash. It's very simple.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I know of several people on here whose partners have told them they're 'not allowed' to come to bashes
I'm sorry, fucking what? What? Are you 3 years old? What possible reason do they have to a) deny you that and b) tell you what you can and can't do? Jesus. I could understand it if they had their doubts, or thought that meeting people from the internet was weird, and wanted to have a discussion about how uncomfortable it made them, at the end of which you might agree that actually, you wouldn't attend the bash because you knew they weren't happy about it.

But not allowing you to go? Fuck off.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 12:58, Reply)

*keeps schtum*

( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:08, Reply)

At least his partner's not a racist.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:09, Reply)

He doesn't like me going to bashes, either
but it's fucking tough. I don't tell him where he can go and who he can see.
(berk, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Its mainly the being left alone to look after the kids

( Peej, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 13:49, Reply)