Because I didn't lose my virginity to some lame song like an American teen drama
I lost it in a seedy motel abroad. About the only things that'd remind me of it are Seventies wood panelling, a twenty year old television and/or a particularly uncomfortable bed.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:05, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

How much did you pay?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)

I don't remember
but it wasn't an expensive motel.
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Motel

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I remember the first time time i looked at the female parts and thought WTF am I supposed to do

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I thought you said "Mum, I'm not sure this is a good idea"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)

He said "Mum, brace yourself. I'm going in dry"
And she said "WRONGHOLEWRONGHOLEWRONGHOLE"
( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Yep divert the convo
whilst you think of a "I lost my verginty story"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)

lol everybody on the internet's a virgin lol

( Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Rat in mi kitchen lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:19, Reply)