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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Summer trak for 2012 I vote 110% by Jessie Ware
In most of our minds there's that one trak that makes you think of summer in a year.

1985 was Nu shooz "I can't wait" I lost my virginity whilst that trak was playing

1989 was Soul II Soul "keep on moving"

1993 Ice Cube "today was a good day"

What trak reminds you of summer and what year

Alt: What song,film or thing reminds you of how you lost your virginty and what happened?!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:51, 179 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Alt: Scum by Napalm Death,
It's three seconds long.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOOL
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)
Thats probs about as long as I lasted in 1985 LOLZ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Alright?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Not too bad, sonny Jim. You?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)
I thought I would open up a MONSTER thread for friday

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Best of luck with that.
Anyone with any sense is already rolling around in the gutter half strangled with bunting and lightly doused in a delightful cocktail of their own urine and beer.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I'm in the mood to start on that soon, but not till I've cooked

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I've troughed at work,
so it's pub at 6pm.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I'm off to a swanky members club
and then to a restaurant in Paddington Basin.

That reminds me of school, the ULTIMATE INSULT was to say someone's haircut was a 'basin' ie bowlcut. This was pre 'indie' obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Does that mean you're going to see your girlfriend at work/

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
He's going to beg for change outside,
and maybe sell a few Big Issues.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Initially yes, for free beers until she's finished.
Then off to her old work for a discounted dinner.

STOP SPOILING MY SELF-AGGRANDISEMENT YOU CUNT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
I'd like to go to the club and get free beers.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
What fucking club would allow you to join?
Hippy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
A club full of total "members"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
'The Cool Gang'
I'm the president. And secretary. And etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
He's Kool and The Gang.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qchPLaiKocI&feature=relmfu

The guy in the red suit.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Doubles as Micheal jackson
Cherish the glove
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Those were the days.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
The ultimate insult at our school was "Bummer", fighting talk.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
..................my freind I thought they'd never end........

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I was hungover to fuck earlier.
I went for a walk and was feeling too shit to even consider buying stuff I didn't need.

So I've saved a few quid.

Busy weekend ahead?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Street party?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Nah not really*.
You?

*Out this evening, Len in the morning and then ???? PROFIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:00, Reply)
I'm thinking of going on a day trip.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Bangor?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I barely knew her or some shitty answer to that town name.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Nah, it costs over a quid these days.
Might just head to the station and jump on the first train to somewhere that isn't shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
I hear London is lovely this time of year.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Won't you get in trouble if I turn up and lead you astray?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Well we can't have that.
Probably best I let you enjoy a quite one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Are you gay?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Son? Is that you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I'm doing a Micheal Jai White film session tonight

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
So, you're Bobby then?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:14, Reply)
who's bobby?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I don't know who Michael Jai White is do I?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Q says he played Spawn so yes I do know who he is.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
You should do, he's been in a fair few films I'd have thought you'd have seen
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jai_White
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
GGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Wiki gets it so wrong :- He played a samurai in Kill Bill Vol. 2, although his role was cut from the theatrical release.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:57, Reply)
Good plan.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
I think....
Blood and bone

Never back down

Black Dynamite
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Spawn
The Dark Knight
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Spawns not on the list

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Sure you're not referring to 'You Suffer' here?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Oh probably.
I've not owned a record of theirs for over 20 years.

Their Peel sessions 12" is their best IIRC*

*highly unlikely
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I'm sure he isn't
because that is less than a second.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Still more accurate than Scum, which is two minutes long

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
ERR, NO, BECAUSE THAT'S LESS THAN A SECOND!!!!
DON'T YOU KNOW *ANYTHING*???
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:03, Reply)
I fucking hate these people.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:04, Reply)
It's like they literally don't know ANYTHING.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
If only I could punch knowledge into people.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I keep trying but it doesn't seem to do the trick.
Quite the opposite, if anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
It's almost like he's a senile bellend isn't it Monty!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
He quite clearly is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Yes, and Scum is 2 minutes long.
Dipshit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Unlike your mutilated cock which is 2" long.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:18, Reply)
+er than mine

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
I like that song by The Saturdays.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Axel F and Doug E Fresh's The Show both remind me of summer
as does The Message by Grandmaster Flash, but as for which years, ah cannae be arsed to Google.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
+ the Get Fresh Crew.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Feat Slick Rick aka The Ruler

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
I bought 'The Show' just a few weeks ago.
It doesn't hold up as well as I'd hoped.

1985 for that and Axel F by the way. Because I remember where I was that summer. (shit sequel etc)
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:10, Reply)
The B side 'La Di Da Di' is much better,
as is 'The Original Beat Box' when he was billed as 'Dougy Fresh'. That's his first 12" I think.

You have not been charged for this call.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:12, Reply)
Humpty hump

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:20, Reply)
I once replied to a q on here with
'I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom' and not only did no-one get it but there was a chorus of 'ewww, really?'

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
I guess we're just not 'into' music.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)

not 'into' music. gay
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Summertime by Will Smith and DJ jazzy Jeff

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:05, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Yep that was a tune, throws out "sheba sheba" by Skooly D

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Schoolly D's 'PSK' is regarded as the earliest 'gangster' rap record.
TBH I doubt this but it's a fucking masterpiece with one of my favourite beats EVARR. His 'Am I Black Enough' LP is also a CLASSIC.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Dont let me get all Ultramagnetic MC's on you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Hahahah I love them. And Stetsasonic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
summer 1993 is 'Summertime' by the Fresh Prince.
summer 1991 was 'sit down' by James.

Alt: 'grandad' by Clive dunn
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:06, Reply)
someone explain what monty's getting at here please
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1632672
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:08, Reply)
summer bries, oh that one made me lol

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Summer breeze makes me feel fine

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Summer bries, go well with wine

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:11, Reply)
It was a good 'un.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:13, Reply)
what did your THAT'S comment mean?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:15, Reply)
It's 'THATS THE JOKE'
Gonz's post CLEARLY references Rihanna THUS you can't do the 'Rihanna's zzzz' reply. It's NOT ALLOWED.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:16, Reply)
oooooooooooooooooooh! i did wonder
but i thought 'AA's been in the bum of Bella-bella-ella' would sound better
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:17, Reply)
Hi quint's
Who's been harassing you today?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:22, Reply)
everybody, i don't know why i bother
you're my only friend, hartley hare
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
oh, so I count for nothing now do I?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
see?
nothing but grief hartley, you're all i've got
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Look Quint I don't know what I did yo offend you but I thought we got on OK.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
CQ, we were so close but its over now
i was feeling so good, but we missed it somewhow
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:54, Reply)
I'm the only shoulder you need mate

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:29, Reply)
Quentin, do we know who Michael Jai White is?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Was that said in a Smeagol voice?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:24, Reply)
yeah he played spawn

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Thanks me.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Don't forget the deleted scene from kill bill

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:30, Reply)
yeah he's one of my favourite actors

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
He was in Teen Wolf and Back to the Future, Bobz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I WANT TO FUCKING GO HOME NOW!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:28, Reply)
What time you on till?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
5:30
might fuck off at five.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
*drinks a beer in sympathy for chomps*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
fucking 6pm for me

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
WTF Monts
most buskers have enough for 3L white lightnig by 11.30am you must be shit
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Someone nicked my harmonica when I was being sick.
Now my 'act' consists solely of my slapping my leg and bellowing 'Danny boy'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Oh dear poor you,
You have my sympathies
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Same for me, but that's because I started late
as I can't pick my son up til 7 so no point getting out earlier
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)
lololz

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Same here. Every day.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)
*shit job fives*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Worst of all the fives.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
I think the terminally ill fives might be slightly worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:04, Reply)
That sucks I'm on my way right now...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:29, Reply)
2000: Wheatus, "Teenage Dirtbag".
Because for most of summer 2000, it used to get played EVERY FIVE CUNTING MINUTES.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:31, Reply)
Was that a good or bad thing for you?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Read my response again and have a guess.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Errrrrm I'm gussing you liked it? Ohhhhhhh Ohhhhhhhhhh Wait I think I know...........
you loved it?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
Jack Johnson a few years back.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)
Was he that guitar-slapping prick?
Or am I getting him confused with Jason Mraz.

Also, there's often a bloke who looks uncannily like you on the bus home. Have you got any relatives round Bradford?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:48, Reply)
Think yourself lucky........
I had endless rick astley and lisa standsfield repeated on the radio, im sure thats why im only good enough to lick windows for a living.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Let me guess. Absolute 80s?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:52, Reply)
nope worse radio 1

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)
That's Mark King of Level 42 you're thinking of.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:56, Reply)
"boys of summer" is best summer track ever
virginity? "can't get no satisfaction", maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Or "purple stain"by RHCP

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
That was Prince you prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Monty's gonna party like it's 1999

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:51, Reply)
1969 more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:55, Reply)
There are different types of summer song, though, aren't there?
There's teh happy fast ones you like when you're driving with the windows/top down, and teh chillout mellow ones for when you're falling asleep in the garden with a cold cocktail beside your recliner/deckchair/hammock/garden swing.

Both types are awesome. I love summer.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)
What's your thought on 110% by jessie ware
from a profession point of veiw? It ticks both boxes.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I don't know it, I'm afraid.
Is it in the hit parade?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:42, Reply)
God knows, but its one of them traks that will remind me of summer 2012
Youtube it b3th
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
i leapt from the truck with a NASCAR parking pass stuck to my shoe

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I don't know what this means but I like it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:37, Reply)
there was no music because he's deaf

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:43, Reply)
did you get my stalker message on fb?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:44, Reply)
yes lol
And again lol
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 16:46, Reply)
i thought afterwards that it was the most illogical way to put it
but never mind
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Funny how no one has mentioned a song/film or thing that reminds them lost virginity?
So it is true about btans (apart from me of course)
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:01, Reply)
Because I didn't lose my virginity to some lame song like an American teen drama
I lost it in a seedy motel abroad. About the only things that'd remind me of it are Seventies wood panelling, a twenty year old television and/or a particularly uncomfortable bed.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:05, Reply)
How much did you pay?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:06, Reply)
I don't remember
but it wasn't an expensive motel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:07, Reply)
Motel

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I remember the first time time i looked at the female parts and thought WTF am I supposed to do

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:11, Reply)
I thought you said "Mum, I'm not sure this is a good idea"

(Bazongaloid, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)
He said "Mum, brace yourself. I'm going in dry"
And she said "WRONGHOLEWRONGHOLEWRONGHOLE"
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Yep divert the convo
whilst you think of a "I lost my verginty story"
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
lol everybody on the internet's a virgin lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Rat in mi kitchen lolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:19, Reply)
No music at the time IIRC and it was a Looooong time ago so memories are a bit hazy

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:10, Reply)
No one ever forgets the first time.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I didn't say I'd forgotten it
Some things I can remember quite distinctly, but after 17 years some unimportant details, like if there was music playing at the time, have faded from my mind.

I remember being utter, utter crap, if that helps.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
I remember clearly
A girl called ..... ....... on the bathroom floor at a mates 15th b-day party she had one of them madonna rope belts that taken me ages to try and untie, not the most romantic event but i remember.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)
And?
is this a who's memory is better contest or are we still arguing about virginity?

I have no interesting details I wish to share about my first, or indeed any of my subsequent sexual partners. I tend to believe it is not something a gentleman does and while I am not one, I do try to fake it convincingly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)
Apart from the first reply to the thread, by me, you blind cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Give it up Boyce we all know your a fat virgin who lives with his mum and never goes out.
drop the act.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)
Damn it.
I thought I had you all going.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:25, Reply)
there aws only so long this 'ageing stoner who does tons of drugs and like totally met jimmi hendrix' act could last
Frankly I'm amazed anyone ever believed it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Shit.
I guess I might as well use my Quentin a/c full time now.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:42, Reply)
Im Quinticus

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:47, Reply)
well, it's more popular that the Monty one...

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:51, Reply)
that one was over to fast for me to notice monts

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:20, Reply)
I hate Jessie Ware.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)
Alright Baz?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:30, Reply)
Not bad thanks jeff, you?
Glad to be around my mates. Better than doing sod all on my own init.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:50, Reply)
When do you get the results?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:52, Reply)
What results?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:16, Reply)
I just googled her and she looks annoying.
How goes Baz?
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)
jessie probs got a restraining order on bazz as well

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:34, Reply)
Nah, Baz is a gent
you, on the other hand I'm going off.

you smell funny.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)
I plan to get utterly intoxicated this evening.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:51, Reply)
Good Idea, wish I could join you.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:52, Reply)
Actually I think ive lost enthusiasm.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 18:17, Reply)
I read that in the style of 'we buy any car'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:41, Reply)
I read it as this hand stinks im switching to my left

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:45, Reply)
The summers of 1991-2 were so chock full of RAVE CLASSIX
to be honest they all do. 2 Bad Mice's 'Bombscare', 'Mr Kirk's Nightmare', fucking hell I'd give my right bollock to go back to some of those raves.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:44, Reply)
Almost forgot 808 state pacific state

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 17:45, Reply)

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