*girds loins*

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:10, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

rubs, more like.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Are we there yet?

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:12, Reply)

*rubs thighs*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

I know I am.
*lights up*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

WOOHOO \o/
Three of my favourite peoples in one thread \o/
*shirt over the head with no bra on*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:14, Reply)

*waves*
I haz Amigos.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I haz Retsina \o/
*chest bumps*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:16, Reply)

I has chest bumps

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I must seek some out locally.
My Morrisons doesn't stock it.

I'm trying to decide what alcomohol to take to Download. It's doing my head in.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:18, Reply)

turps.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:20, Reply)

*ponders*
Maybe thirty years ago but not now.
(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

You need the biggest size milk carton thingy...
is 4 pints the max?
1. Rinse it out thoroughly
2. Fill one third with Death Cider
3. Add the same volume of Carlsberg Special Brew
4. Splish in a generous amount of vodka
5. Top up with orange cordial
6. Attach to belt or jeans loop with carabina
7. Pour into plastic beaker as required
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:30, Reply)

sounds sensible

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Speaking of which...
I'm TOTALLY going to knock up a roly, as they are not only low fat; they count towards one's 5-a-day :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:38, Reply)

WINNA!!!!!!

(Jimmy Saville's bitch Is a sucker for gold jewellery, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:40, Reply)

*licks b3th's face*
xxx
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Careful
My tetanus isn't up to date.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Nor is my botulism
but I trust you
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:39, Reply)

Thousands wouldn't.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 Jun 2012, 21:42, Reply)