my mate reckons he's already dead
but they won't announce it while people are jubileeing it up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:30, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

machines will be keeping him going until betty says he can bog off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Your mate is an idiot.
What would happen if they did release it? Riots in the streets? Suicide doubling? or... fuck all except some news coverage and a hastily put together 100 best gaffs clip show.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:32, Reply)

There might be a MONTAGE OF CLIPS, Chompy, A MONTAGE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I can imagine the FTSE plummeting on that news.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:34, Reply)

With "hilarious" commentry from "comedians" such as Lee Mack, Miranda Hart and that irritating northern cunt Stuart Maconie (or however you spell his shit northern monkey name)

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:35, Reply)

He really is a spactic, that one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:36, Reply)

A bent spactic at that.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:39, Reply)

Lee Mack is alright.
Not great, but alright.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:40, Reply)

I dislike him after his attempt at being funny alongside Miranda Hart.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Alongside her he probably was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Is your mate a twat?
What fucking nonsense.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 6 Jun 2012, 16:33, Reply)