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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't think I have any more of a say on how this board operates than you do grasp on reality.
I contribute plenty, I discuss, I meet people at bashes, I stay friends with many of them afterwards. Others think I'm a cunt, but ah well.
Just because I don't always have the time/dole money to be on here 24/7, doesn't mean I don't contribute.
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)

is that the only joke you know?
b3ta.com/search/answers?q=octopus+pajamas
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 13:50, Reply)

An octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like."
An English man gives it a guitar, it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irish man points to the piano, it plays better than Elton John.
A Scottish man throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says "What's wrong, can ye no play it?"
The octopus says "Play it? I'm going to fuck her brains out once I get her pajamas off!!"
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:00, Reply)

That might work.
( , Thu 7 Jun 2012, 14:06, Reply)
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