You're apologising to someone who's called your imaginary girlfriend a fat ugly four eyed cow
Oh dear AA, you promised to grow some balls after the whole landlord kept your deposit because you trashed the house and then were too much of a pussy to admit it, but I'm not seeing it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:51, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

worst off, he thanked CQ for calling him ugly

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)

He's one of lifes door mats I'm afraid
he needs some toughening up
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:55, Reply)

no what he really needs to do is moan and whinge all day until we all hate him

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I apologised because I entered into the mud flinging that you and your spastic mate seem to excel in
Usually I conduct myself better than that. It became clear that I went too far, as such I apologised and stopped talking about it.

It's called 'being the bigger man' Rory, you should try it sometime.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:53, Reply)

if you were a bit bigger your girlfriend might look smaller
from the right distance
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I
like
this
even
though
it's
totally
squished
at
the
side
and
a
bit
annoying
to
read
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I liked it too
and I clicked it and all, cos I'm well generous
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Holding a banjolele of course

( Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:59, Reply)

If by bigger you mean not slim them..... oh forget it!

( Peej, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 15:56, Reply)