Twas
a quiet evening in the Shire, as we sat wanking quietly to memories of happier times and chewing over the the slightly salty but froggish remains of Gollum.

The blankets we sat on were, however clairted with hobbit spunk, a foul-smelling mixture of midget, (is that you, battered?), hairy toenail clippings and nostalgia.

A fair wench had promised to replace them but was sore-troubled by the travails of the morrow.

And so this thread dies, a shadow of what might have been.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 21:49, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Bagsy Ranger.
hobits are gay.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Ranger
In administration.

Fair fucked, I believe.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

OK then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 7 Jun 2012, 22:14, Reply)