How dirty do Pendulum feel, knowing that they are making dogshit music for plebs and nonces, when they easily have the skills, technology and nous to make fantastic tunes?
Though even if they did go back to being good, nobody in that circle would buy the records.

Last night I shaved my head. Chicks just dig me harder.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:17, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

When
They say "dig" they mean spades, dirt and graves.

Sorry to be the bearer etc, etc.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:21, Reply)

I give birds gibbering wide-ons.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Klopper
Froth in waves, there was.

The very air was kipperish, and cats were going mental.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:25, Reply)

The batter was flowing as the whorers kept whoring.
'Fit like!' cried the teuch, 'my ma cannae cook!' and wi a' got bleezin' an' died.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:27, Reply)

"Stop
ye hoor, mi mither's needin' herring."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I wrote that poem just for you you know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:31, Reply)

And
I'm honoured, Sir. I've nominated you for the "Grumpian Poet Laureate."
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 11 Jun 2012, 21:34, Reply)