Who the fucking hell are you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:19, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Me
You?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:21, Reply)

A nonce, Jeff
I've tried to engage it and all it does is drag up your browsing history.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Ah
Pot and kettle, sir.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Inadequate fucking clown.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Big
Words, for a five year old.

Eat yer rusk, (slowly now) and up to beddy-byes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Yo Phudders
Have you got a dog called Hercules?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:40, Reply)

No
I made that up.

My dog's a female. It would be ridiculous to call her Hercules.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:45, Reply)

My hamster is called Hercules.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Ah
Is this why The Disappointed thinks I'm you?

On the basis of a hamster?

Repeat after me, loudly.

WE ARE NOT THE PET SHOP BOYS.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I think so.
Probably also the Aberdonian thing.

And you appeared during my short-lived vacation.

I have absolutely no interest in having a sockpuppet, it's hard enough maintaining one love-or-loathe online persona, let alone two.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:50, Reply)

That and you both being massive benders.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:52, Reply)

Buftie boys.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Tangled
up in you.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:57, Reply)

I
Agree. I've hardly the energy to post as one person, let alone two.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I
Suppose saying I'm a black guy with dreadlocks would be out of order, then?

Lighten up, fer fuxsake.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:30, Reply)

No drama.
I've got no idea who you are. You're a blue name. Yet you seem to recall the natty dread story.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:49, Reply)

Lurked
for ages, Jeff.

Saw yer post re Lighty and thought it very funny, no more than that.

I wish you no harm and enjoy yer posts. On here, that seems like a crime.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 22:56, Reply)

No problem.
You can't be too careful.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 13 Jun 2012, 23:02, Reply)