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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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found two great things on trainsthe first, was at a point of low financial tide, chatted to some yanks on a night train headed for gatwick. they got off and when i got up to go at nmy stop, i saw they left a bundle of 160 euros on the seat. no idea who they were, they were heading for the airport, so i took it and turned it into food shopping and a night out with the missus.
the second, was a black carrier bag containing a receipt for a massive massive amount (£90 worth) of porn and sex toys from a shop in london, and a still in the cellophane wrapper, unopened one of those 'looks vaguely like a torch but is actually a disturbingly puckered rubber anus in a tube' sex toys, whcih i turned into a comedy birthday present for a friend who has so much money there's no point trying to get him anything other than comedy/wrong presents.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:15, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
That one was for the Americans daughter's cancer treatment, I hope you feel good about yourself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:18,
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i mean, maybe if she had ass cancerit could be slapped in place as a surrogate anus.. maybe some kind of drawstring arrangement to control flow..
i'm overthinking this aren't i?
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:22, Reply)
nahi found it with my girlfriend. she has a real arse. i gave it to my friend, who is a certified, fourth-dan wrongun.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:20, Reply)
i love that you knew who it was simply by my descriptionyes i did :D as far as i know, it's unused. he SAYS. it's a freaky rubber anus you'd struggloe to fit a pinky through in fairness. not exactly fantasy material.
the fact we found it on the train made it that bit wronger.
(, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 12:33, Reply)
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