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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're so full of bullshit I'm surprised they're not brown.

(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
i feel as if i am listening to a kitchen sink drama
through my wall.

but i am still laughing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Like dancing pools of the sun-kissed Aegean.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Like those round bleach things you get in the urinals in pubs.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Like that very thing. Urinal cakes, they're called. Try fucking eating them, though.
Also like windows onto the Caribbean sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Nom.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)
I reckon your constitution could probably handle one of those things, actually

(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Hahahah quite possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:34, Reply)
mmm
soapy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Bleachy and pissy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:22, Reply)
The 8th and 9th dwarves.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:23, Reply)
I met the ninth dwarf the other week in a pizza place
Ever so bad-tempered.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)
You met the tenth one: Spazzy.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:33, Reply)
How many of the little fuckers are there?
They're worse than the Polish.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:39, Reply)
There are 78 of them in all.
All registered to vote in a 1-bed flat in Tower Hamlets.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:43, Reply)
I think I've seen the one swipe mentioned
in porn.

And what do they vote on? When you do the hoovering?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:45, Reply)

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