was your dentist wearing waterproof trousers
whilst formatting what he had for lunch into an excel spreadsheet and talking about REALLY great films?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:18, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

why do dentists always have really hairy arms?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:19, Reply)

My old dentist, before I fired him for being aggravatingly superfluous
also had really hairy arms. I reckon they drink that stuff they give you to wash your mouth out with, as often they're one client after the next and it's the only liquid refreshment available.

Despite its pink colouring, it's fucking rammed with steroids. That'll be why all female dentists have huge, hairy, dangly balls, I expect.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:21, Reply)

'Open wide Kroney, you wll feel a slight discomfort@

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:27, Reply)

Tea bagged by a female dentist.
That's only one of the reasons why I stopped going. On its own it's an inconvenience; taken with the other reasons, it's the straw that broke the camel's back.
( Kroney, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Saves you from having to wear those dopey specs they give you
to stop the light shining in your eyes, though.
(berk, Thu 14 Jun 2012, 17:31, Reply)