It'll be top up time around twelve

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:10, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

He'll have that awkward moment of having to go back to the shop around 2PM, obviously drunk, but not drunk enough to be confident there's enough alcohol left in the house to get him through to bed time.


I mean, I hear that's what happens to people, at least...um...ooh, look, birdies...
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Scarpe as you well know, our intrepid morning drinker only needs to go to a different off licence to avoid this embarrassing social faux pas

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Isn't there a level of belief that no one really notices that you've been drinking all morning?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I'm veering on the side of belief that the bloke down his local Hackney offey couldn't give a fuck if he rolls in plastered every day at ten in the morning as long as he's got the sponds for his further libations

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Yeah.
It's believed by people who have been drinking all morning.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Going to a different offy is one of those "warning signs", isn't it?
Or so I hear. Not that I've read up about it or anything. *takes a nip from hipflask at desk*
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Nah the warning sign is when your favourite hiding place for booze in the toilet cistern at work is found out

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 9:28, Reply)