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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Secret Option D:
Get a racist cat
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:01, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
My parents cat hates black people since a black toddler came round to my parents house
and chased it around pulling its tail and shouting "dog" at it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:04, Reply)
I assume the child was retarded.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
He was only just walking.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
That's no excuse for being thick.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Or the cat.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Why weren't you here earlier when I was thinking of options!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:06, Reply)
It does you good to get out on your own occasionally...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
A racist ginger cat for extra points

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Reminds me of:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:09, Reply)
The best response I ever saw to that video being posted
was someone unironically saying 'I watched only five seconds why would I care what a WHITE MAN has to say about prejudice.'
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
...and now that person is tied to a rock at the bottom of the North Sea?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:13, Reply)
one that licks bums

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:10, Reply)
i reckon if a cat licked your bum enough it could take the skin off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:11, Reply)
i reckon you've thought about that waaaaaay too hard

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:16, Reply)
you wouldn't want it licking any sensitive areas too long
thats gonna be sore, better off getting a dog i think
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Bigger tongue?
You could use it to sand down the skirting boards before painting. But NO, the RSPCA says it's cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i'm gonna try that
its about time someone made cats useful
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 15 Jun 2012, 15:33, Reply)

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