Euphemism of the day Baz
I haven't been inside a football ground for god knows how long.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:02, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Nah, that was two weeks ago for me.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:07, Reply)

How's the jollies?
Sunglasses holding up I hope?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I got back a couple hours ago.
Only went for five days. Enough to eat my body weight in fresh fish and go brown enough to be Eddie Murphy's body double. Was ace thanks, although I never got to wear my Tom Ford shades once cos my nan took a shining to them. She bloody kept them as well.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:12, Reply)

Ancient fighting style Nan-can-do

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 19 Jun 2012, 22:18, Reply)