I've started a scheme called the K9 scheme
its for people that earn less than 100k.

Basically you send me all your cash and I loan it back to you at 1% interest and you don't pay tax. Interested? I promise I'll loan it back and not just spunk it all over a hot birds tits.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:26, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

you sly dog
Isn't Carr getting his loan from a company he owns 100% of?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Yes
I can't work out how that works. I know a guy who runs a ltd company comprising of himself, he earns well over £100k but pays himself less than £20k His fancy car and house etc all seem to come out of the business. He has a lovely home and fancy car and tonnes of disposable cash to spunk up the wall but pays less tax than I do.
( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Business men give money to political parties
Political parties give tax breaks to businesses.

It's fairly straightforward.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:17, Reply)