*Waves at BGB*...

Ningles kitten!

I have just sent a couple of texts that made me LOL. That's right, I Lolled at myself.

Evening classes - does anybody do evening drumming lessons? Because I happen to be quite properly dogshit banging the old skins
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:43, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I love it when I make myself laugh.
It's like giving yourself a hug.
( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I also hugged myself quite rigourously this morning...

h t
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Don't most men?

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Nope, I've never done that. Mark at school told me if you do that theres a 90% chance you turn gay

( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I like those odds...

(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

He's dead now, never did find out if he turned gay

( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I can quite jonestly say
I have never tugged 'Mr Twisty Cheeky', rigorously or otherwise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

*feels rejected*...

(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I guess if I was tugging Mr Twisty Cheeky, Mark at school would have been right.

( Peej, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:57, Reply)

i like this because it is a joke about masterbating men
lol!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 9:58, Reply)

*tugs Quinten*...

(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Where do you live?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:02, Reply)

this is not the creepiest post that will be posted all week
oh-no
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I wouldn't answer that, if I were you.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:04, Reply)

About the drums you shut in freaks

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I live in Coventry...

For more specifics, drive into the middle of town and head for the sound of shit drumming.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Ah! but your guitar playing is lovely : )

( girlinthehole, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:10, Reply)

You were drunk - so that time doesn't count...

Thank you anyway :) To be fair, I was miming whilst Captain Placid did all the shredding.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Shredding?
Shirley you have seen the mahoosive saveloys that pass for fingers on my hands
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Ah, but they dance up and down that fretboard like veritable ballerinas...

(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)

London, Bristol, Newport, bath I can help. I'll ask my mates if they know anyone and gaz you. What are you struggling with?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:10, Reply)

You're very kind...

I'm mostly struggling with the fact that I have no co-ordination, or any sense of timing...or rythmn.

Also, I'm shit on the drums.

And as if all that wasn't bad enough - despite being right handed at everything else, I appear to be a left-handed drummer - just to add to the annoyance of any actual drummer friends, as I have to take their kit apart before I can have even have a rubbish attempt.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I'm a lefty, limb independence comes, don't force it. Get into the habit of using your off foot (right) to
Keep time on the high hats as opposed to your left stick. Once that clicks you're halfway home. Spend at least half an hour practising your chops before playing any sustained beat.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Thank you - that's good advice...

I dabble with a few other instruments - I'll press my nose into anything really...It's a tragic irony that my favourite instrument is the one I'm crappest at.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I'm learning the bass, my hands are beadle-esque.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Do you use fingers or plectrum?

erm...
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Thu 21 Jun 2012, 10:30, Reply)